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released January 1, 2010

all songs written by jp marin a/k/a TV

childproof was
jp - vocals, guitar
jay tirico - guitar
dave carrey - bass
billy mogg - drums

recorded by steve albini at electrical audio in chicago. mastered by john golden in california.

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Track Name: yr VHS i'm DVD
a fem priest talking backwards
designed to tease the girls
egyptians dressed in leather
half man/half something else
what would you say if you was me?
he diddle quick, then mince away
the maniac weeps on the screen
i hit record

i smiled, said, "we're helium"
oh quirky housewife you're no fun
i see you're human
a cake in mummy-shape
you're vhs i'm dvd

snotty boys with lipstick on
oh how they say "it is now fun!"
and mishima sensei would be there for me
but mishima sensei is dead
dressed in leather
the man who's arms explode
don't bother with translation
just strut in strapless pose
what would you say if you was me?
he diddle quick then mince away
the maniac weeps on the screen
i hit record

kee me oh met su meh da ishi'tear ryu
i'll kiss your hand in outerspace

you're vhs, i'm dvd
Track Name: eat yr make-up
-eat yr makeup-

plastic mannequin don't say 'No'
when college-boy drills holes in you
i want nervous glances before the connection
state your intention
missiles hit the targets
the actress hits her mark
i will listen just so i can talk
do you prefer silence?

no hay una banda
there is no band

hit record: now stare
so did or didn't make mom 'n' dad pround
underground hugs purple dolphin toy
she ain't my sister: she's my date
she don't talk too much (she's 16)
dressed in baby seal skins
she's her own white horse

no hay una banda
there is no band

silencio! silencio! silencio! silencio!
Track Name: dollar origami
-dollar origami-

when you get older you're gonna wish
you didn't wear makeup when you was young
a real scientist looks better than his clone:
his daughter grows up to be a man

snap like bubblegum
i'll be your best friend
cheerleader with cock
athletic cops
and if we kissed
our bones won't tell
embarisado

i'll be your handbag and go wherever you go
you talk elegantly and train to be a rapper

the mystery of jim jones
adults playing softball
not everyone on their knees is praying
limousine liberals lost me at 'hello'
i'd love to return the favor with lava

snap like bubblegum
i'll be your best friend
cheerleader with cock
athletic cops
and if we kissed
our bones won't tell
embarisado

personal sports
masquera for crying
do we put on dresses to make messes?

ladyboy nosebleed
ersatz-chic interiors
my dream was one day to be "one of these cute boys"
you show me mine/i'll show you yours
copyright pends/pieces of face
only have sex if you want to enjoy it

snap like bubblegum
i'll be your best friend
cheerleader with cock
athletic cops
and if we kissed
our bones won't tell
embarisado
cheerleader with cock
i'll be your best friend
athletic cops/republican punks
and if kissed our bones won't tell
embarisado
Track Name: A,E,I,O,U
A,E,I,O,U

young girls: my bling is made of cardboard
she tried to kiss me but I stopped her
(I was young)
slap to the face!
I didn't lie; I didn't call you
[tt's the] bloody-nosed bodybuilder
it's your fault

nurse said: "A,E,I,O,U" but I said 'W'
Track Name: solo gigolos
lonesome breakdancer gazing at the cardboard
busted ghettoblaster tappin' morse code
tv on the dancefloor
wit the ball-peen hammer
do the hokey-pokey
with yr hulahoop

no matter what they think of you
no matter what they ask you for
gigolos! gigolos! gigolos!

tony [robbins] sucking gumballs
he sweats cham-pag-nee [champaign]
limbaugh high on OCs
i'd as him to sing

a new technology is old
butt-head marries tinkerbell
it's swell

solo gigolos: dancing with the stars under discoballs
solo gigolos: in the limousines reading magazines
solo gigolos: shooting finger-guns, experts at high five
solo gigolos: dancing in the sun, burring alive
ting-a-ling-a-ling on crystal glasses
ding-a-ling-a-ling on crystal glasses
raspberry in cham-pag-nee